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midgardserpentJormungandr has been very seriously considering murdering all the drones at his job and burning down the building. He just doesn't see the point in all the paper that does nothing but have words that are meaningless but all the drones act like it's the most important thing in the world. They don't seem to understand that in a thousand years no one will care. It will not matter. It has never mattered. Ever.
But Jormungandr is nothing if not patient, and so he controls his irritation by exploring the town. He's found three bodies of water: the pond in the park, the lake, and the pool. He's been spending a lot of time at the pond and the lake just standing and staring.
Today, in fact, he can be found at the lake, or rather, in the lake, his shoes and socks carefully placed on the shore. He's standing a little ways away from the shore, the water coming up to his thighs... and he's still wearing his pants. He seems to not even notice or care that the pants are now soaked. No, instead he's staring out at the water, and quite possibly contemplating submerging himself under the water.
Feel free to bother him, but he may not be particularly... appreciative.
But Jormungandr is nothing if not patient, and so he controls his irritation by exploring the town. He's found three bodies of water: the pond in the park, the lake, and the pool. He's been spending a lot of time at the pond and the lake just standing and staring.
Today, in fact, he can be found at the lake, or rather, in the lake, his shoes and socks carefully placed on the shore. He's standing a little ways away from the shore, the water coming up to his thighs... and he's still wearing his pants. He seems to not even notice or care that the pants are now soaked. No, instead he's staring out at the water, and quite possibly contemplating submerging himself under the water.
Feel free to bother him, but he may not be particularly... appreciative.
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Date: 2011-08-06 03:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-06 04:14 pm (UTC)We could be total bros!
[Just gonna get even closer into the water to his new bestest buddy ever]
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Date: 2011-08-07 03:06 am (UTC)And he's not even going to ask what "bros" means. He doesn't want to know.]
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Date: 2011-08-07 11:16 pm (UTC)Which ocean? Which world?
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Date: 2011-08-08 01:01 am (UTC)All oceanss.
[Seriously, how can this kid know who he is but not know who he is at the same time?]
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Date: 2011-08-08 01:06 am (UTC)I was mostly on the west coast of the good ol' US of A.
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Date: 2011-08-08 01:10 am (UTC)Earth.
Whole ocean.
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Date: 2011-08-08 01:38 am (UTC)That makes sense.
I'm guessing you're one big bastard where you come from.
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Date: 2011-08-08 02:31 am (UTC)Yess.
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Date: 2011-08-08 03:06 am (UTC)My dad apparently had soem crazy shape changing powers. He could be a sea serpent, a giant shark, awesome shit like that.
So, are you a demi-god or a full god?
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Date: 2011-08-08 03:12 am (UTC)No.
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Date: 2011-08-08 03:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-08 03:23 am (UTC)No. Monsster. Circle earth. Not god. Odin... [Fuck all this talking he hates it.] Threw. In ocean. Grew. Not one of them.
[And you know what? That's all he's going to say. It took him way too long and he hated every minute of it so that's all you're getting. If you want more you can go ask someone else. Loki might be really happy to tell you the story, actually.]
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Date: 2011-08-08 03:56 am (UTC)But damn, you were long enough to circle the Earth? That's pretty fucking sweet.
Is there a Leviathan in your ocean?
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Date: 2011-08-08 03:58 am (UTC)The ignorance of this kid is astounding.]
No. Only me.
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Date: 2011-08-08 04:41 am (UTC)But yeah, I guess my dad is kinda like you.
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Date: 2011-08-08 04:46 am (UTC)Ugh. Legs.]
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Date: 2011-08-08 04:50 am (UTC)Hey.
Want me to grab some for lunch?
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Date: 2011-08-08 04:54 am (UTC)He turns and starts walking out of the lake.]
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Date: 2011-08-08 05:01 am (UTC)There's a splash as he bites and nabs the fish in his jaws.]
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Date: 2011-08-08 04:51 pm (UTC)Wow, that looks so ungraceful.]